Monday, January 24, 2011

Attack of Eggimus Maximus!

It was a day like any other. The comic books were nestled safely in their boxes and everything was right with the world.

That is, until the incredibly evil Eggimus Maximus arrived!


Eggimus was dead set on claiming the comic books as his own. Luckily, a rag-tag group of heroes and the Batman gathered together to oppose this vile villain.

The heroes quickly surrounded Eggimus, hoping to take him out quickly and effortlessly.

Their hopes were promptly dashed when Eggimus Maximus hurled Indiana Jones and Chewbacca to their deaths!

This outraged Jonathan Frakes and the Doctor. Watching their friends fall to their demise made them want to destroy the repugnant egg creature only that much more! But, alas, Jonathan Frakes is just an actor. Eggimus tossed him off of the fortress of comics with ease.


Now it was the Doctor's turn. With his superior intellect, the Doctor was able to distract Eggimus by explaining how he manages to travel through time in a flying phone booth. The logic behind the Doctor's technology is enough to baffle even a talking egg.

The distraction proved to be a success and allowed Batman enough time to sneak up behind Eggimus!

The wicked wrongdoer was caught by surprise when Batman lifted him over his head. Luckily, Batman remembered to pack his collapsible over-sized bat-cup in his trusty utility belt!

Batman then proceeded to crack the crook in the cup! The Doctor normally hates violence, but he decided to let this one slide.

Eggimus was defeated once and for all. Batman and the Doctor stared at what was left behind of the terror that caused them so much trouble. Many were lost, but they won't be forgotten.


THE END


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